Posts Tagged ‘Overheard in Chapel Hill’

Pit Stop

14Nov08

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Boy: Does your family still give presents to the family pet?
Girl: Yes (said in disgust). And, my mom is still all about giving my brother and me presents from ‘Santa Claus.’ Jesus, we’re old enough to drink with Santa Claus.
Girl: I love Southern gay men. They’re always like, [...]


Pit Stop

06Nov08

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Girl 1: I was looking in the mirror and I realized… I so need to get my eyebrows done today.
Girl 2: Oh, yeah, me, too. And as soon as I get them done, I’m going to be ahhh pretty!

Girl 1: I have to get into Chem232 in order [...]


Pit Stop

23Oct08

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Girl: I voted today!
Boy: Voted for what?
(It is kind of dark outside, and a guy is skateboarding in the Pit.)
Boy: I’m OK. Everything is OK.
(He limps away…)
Girl 1: With all of this Presidential stuff, I, like, haven’t heard a  thing about International events. You know, like Darfur.
Girl 2: [...]


Pit Stop

09Oct08

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(Boy to Girl eating a bagel with cream cheese)
Boy: You left a puddle of slobber on my futon.
Girl (laughs, spraying the Pit with cream cheese)
Boy: And that is almost equally as appetizing.
Girl: Never play drunken charades.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I almost got hit by a car reenacting Abbey Road.
(Boy walking through the [...]


Pit Stop

03Oct08

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Girl: I like Lenoir because of the M&M(R) cookies.
Boy: I think I like it because I was conceived there.
Girl 1: I’m so stressed out I have so many people coming into town this weekend.
Girl 2: For Parents’ Weekend?
Girl 1: Yeah, and I would need to hook up with [...]


Pit Stop

26Sep08

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[In reference to the Pit Preacher]
Boy: He’s such a staunch conservative. I think the funniest story I heard about him was the one with the girl and the pants.
Girl: The girl and the pants?
Boy: Yah, you didn’t hear that one?
Girl: Um, no…
Boy: Haha, OK, well it happened at [...]


Pit Stop

17Sep08

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There’s a difference between like and love because I like my jewelry, but I love my black pants…
Girl 1: I hate thieves. I mean, you can never find a pair of kickass black pants.
Girl 2: Yeah, black pants are so in.
Girl 1: I mean all my jewelry was [...]


Pit Stop

18Aug08

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Boy 1: So when did you move in?
Girl: Last week, Joe and Ed lived there all summer but their old roommate moved out in June, so he just needed someone to take his place and split the rent, you know. It’s a pretty nice little house, [...]


I figured I would take this opportunity to own up: it was I who said “I really need to start wearing my glasses so I can judge people,” as overheard in the April 2008 issue. Yes, I was overheard and exposed by the very magazine I write for.
Before anyone starts to believe that I really [...]


Pit Stop

27Mar08

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Girl: Is that song from the 80’s?
Boy: Yeah I think so, like the band with the seagulls.
Girl: Seagulls? Like a song about birds?
Boy: No, like the band.
Girl: A band that has seagulls?
Boy: No, the band is called Flock of Seagulls.
Boy 2: Dude, that’s the 70’s.
Girl 1: So my [...]