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[In reference to the Pit Preacher]
Boy: He’s such a staunch conservative. I think the funniest story I heard about him was the one with the girl and the pants.
Girl: The girl and the pants?
Boy: Yah, you didn’t hear that one?
Girl: Um, no…
Boy: Haha, OK, well it happened at some other school. He was preaching about how girls are sinful and revealing when they wear pants, and if they don’t wear skirts they’ll go to hell. And right as he was saying this, a girl walked by – in pants of course. And he points at her and says, “Like that girl wearing pants. She’s going to hell!” And the girl goes, “Oh, I shouldn’t wear these?” And she takes off her pants and walks away to class.

By Erin Wiltgen