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(Boy to Girl eating a bagel with cream cheese)
Boy: You left a puddle of slobber on my futon.
Girl (laughs, spraying the Pit with cream cheese)
Boy: And that is almost equally as appetizing.

Girl: Never play drunken charades.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I almost got hit by a car reenacting Abbey Road.

(Boy walking through the Pit listening to his iPod)
Boy: My best friend said, “Oh she’s just being Miley…”

By Vicky Waldthausen