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Girl: I voted today!
Boy: Voted for what?

(It is kind of dark outside, and a guy is skateboarding in the Pit.)
Boy: I’m OK. Everything is OK.
(He limps away…)

Girl 1: With all of this Presidential stuff, I, like, haven’t heard a  thing about International events. You know, like Darfur.
Girl 2: What’s a darfur?
Girl 1: And apparently you haven’t either.

By Vicky Waldthausen