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Boy: Does your family still give presents to the family pet?
Girl: Yes (said in disgust). And, my mom is still all about giving my brother and me presents from ‘Santa Claus.’ Jesus, we’re old enough to drink with Santa Claus.

Girl: I love Southern gay men. They’re always like, ‘Bless, your heart,’ and ‘Jesus, you’re beautiful.’
Boy: Yeah. There’s always a Christian twist to them.

Boy: You know, drinking makes things more fun. And you know, smoking gets you high. But, I just don’t like sitting around watching TV and not doing anything.
Girl: Truth.

By Anna Feagan